Breakfast in London, dinner - New York, luggage - Buenos Aires.
Alarm in the morning screaming at the fact that Broken front window
Broken windshield but because the alarm was screaming in the morning.
The horse horse - Latvian.
What is left to the world of Napoleon? Cake, cognac and psychiatric patients.
A little painful when your grandmother remembers Smetona, and you - no.
Girls 'sit' on a diet in three occasions: 1) when excreted
boyfriend, 2) befriends a boy, 3) on Mondays.
Honey, you're at a party in the most beautiful! Specifically the following
invited guests?
What do you give your right hand approaching St. Valentine's Day?
Did you know that the cemetery guard booth called a living corner?
The girl had expected only a very serious relationship, and the guy agreed. And
really - over the last four years of friendship have been moments of smile
limited.
Sanitation company offers a new service - an assurance. If
customer is not satisfied, he will be reimbursed to the trash twice.
The middle-aged man, education - a college degree, zero
habits, a good job, a primary provider, sells
dry flooring.
Dealing with mentally ill's people, it is best to pretend to be healthy.
Why is the truth sooner or later result to the surface? Therefore, the present one
Truth is usually full of crap.
ATM displays the "Insufficient funds." Insensibly I became -
me or the bank?
If they remain healthy, filling the wolves - which means that intake of scapegoats.
There is a 50% chance that today I will be able to sleep with Johnny Depp!
From my side everything is ready.
If the new Russian bought a Bentley car, it does not
that he is rich. Maybe he did three months money saving!
Looks like a man - not the most important thing. There are many more disadvantages.
Have you noticed that the word "work" the best rhymes with "not"?
And why the camera lens is round, square and the pictures?
Most men are now greeted like old cellphones -
or discharged from employment, or empty their accounts.
If you are tired of hanging on a wall clock, cuckoo clocks, the
try to turn the cuckoo in the wall. Numerous clock with genius.
Sex is mathematics - away pants, unit feet, propagation and multiplication - it is important to remove the root of the time, to remove residues.
What happy colorblind! They overlook the gray everyday.
Georgians wearing a gold chain around your neck so that SHAVING his beard
see, where to stop.
Many of us dream to have a lot of money and not to work. Crisis
With over 50% of those wishes come true!
Cuckoo married cock, priperėjo him and ran away with the turkey
peacocks. Moral: All men are equal.
French diet: in the morning - cake and sex, the day - sex and muffins,
dinner - just sex. If you will not, cancel the whore.
Not everything is gold that glisters is gold, but who smell like shit, really shit!
Before pachmiel refer to the whole problem boils down ...
A beautiful woman delights the male face, the ugly - a female.
Love - the same as apsisisioti - visible to everyone, but only one of you feel the heat.
Miss, where you were able to buy such a slim and crooked tights?
Do not worry about that other fools - if others are not fools - they would be us.
Life come up empty, but all the other good stuff.
Err is human, blame your computer - even human.
Flying saucer discovered a problem: why the Earth's population donates one
lavonėlius other flowers?
What if the world is not men? - To live a happy lot, thick women!
The more you plan, at least have the same opportunities to enjoy life.
If you can not beat the record, it can hurt its owner.
The stick has two ends. In the two and you will get!
Everything that is said to be after these words will be said at my hands.
Do not be nervous if someone goes in front of you - the world is round,
Think that you go first!
So what can you say about Spaniards, their husbands' names when
Juan, Chulo, and Pedro Gomez, and women - and Končita Chuanita ...
If you woke up with the roosters, it means the cocks and slept.
In vino veritas, in vodka spirit.
Everything is in your hands, so be sure to wash them as often as possible!
Nothing nesuartina neighbors as dormant elevator.
Shoes will last much longer if you do not buy new.
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